Doobina: Joke Ranking for Chats

Bot • Group Chat Games

About this App

Every friend group has a chat where banter never stops. Doobina turns it into a game: the bot keeps a joke ranking in virtual centimeters while members compete, fight duels and trade points. 😄

The theme is crude and aimed at adults, so it does not belong in children's groups or strict work chats. All "measurements" are jokes and exist only inside the bot.

How a round goes

Each group member gets a number that changes with every attempt. The /penis command offers to grow the result or shrink it. The outcome is random, and that is what keeps people coming back.

After that, the competition starts. There is a chat-wide top, an anti-top for the unlucky and a chart that shows the standings at a glance.

Duels and gifts

Players can challenge each other and put an agreed number of centimeters on the line. The winner takes the stake and the loser pays it.

/duel. A duel for a chosen number of points.
/gift. Give part of your result to a friend.
/top_ludikov and /top_duels. Rankings of duelists and leaders by win rate.
/achievements and /history. Achievements and a log of changes.

The risky modes

The bot has higher-risk modes. By the command descriptions, /repenis offers a gamble for a 2.2 multiplier or a safe 1.3 bonus. /slot runs slots for a chosen number of centimeters, and /slothelp shows the payout table.

The stake is game points, yet the logic matches gambling: chance decides everything. The more often you gamble, the faster you can end up with nothing. If losing in front of friends annoys you, you can simply skip these modes. 🎰

Paid commands with Stars

Through the bot you can buy centimeters (/buypenis), cut them (/cutpenis) for Telegram Stars, or take a VIP subscription (/buyvip). /myvip shows its status. These are voluntary purchases and they cost real money.

Remember that game points cannot be withdrawn or exchanged for anything valuable. If the game stops being funny, stop playing. For payment questions there is the /paysupport command.

Getting a group started

Add the bot to the group and let everyone make a couple of moves. The first results usually bring laughs, and then competitiveness kicks in: people return to check the top and take revenge in a duel.

Agree on one simple rule. Gifts and stakes stay a joke, and nobody pushes paid purchases on anyone. That keeps the game fun and keeps the chat from turning into a contest of wallets. 🏆

Settings for admins

The group admin configures the bot with /configure. The fewer the rules and the clearer the agreements, the fewer arguments in the chat.

Discuss the theme with the members first. Anyone who dislikes this kind of joke has the right to ask for the bot to be removed.

Linking to an outside community

Some commands tie your game account to a profile in a third-party community chat: /dslink, /dsinfo and /dshelp. That helps if your group lives beyond Telegram.

Read /dshelp for details, and do not share any data that is not needed to link accounts. 🔗

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Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Doobina bot do?▼

It is a game bot for group chats. It keeps a joke ranking in virtual centimeters, runs duels, lets players gift points and shows leaderboards. All numbers exist only inside the game.

Is the bot paid?▼

The basic ranking and duel commands are described as regular ones. Telegram Stars buy centimeters, cutting them and a VIP subscription. Check prices inside the bot before buying.

Is it a gambling game?▼

The bot has slots and a risk mode with a multiplier, where chance decides the result. Stakes are game points that cannot be withdrawn. Points can still be bought with Stars, so set a limit in advance.

How do I add the bot to a chat and configure it?▼

Add the bot to a group and give it the permissions it asks for, then an admin opens /configure. The command reference is available via /help, and /paysupport handles payment questions.