Vulgar Grandpa: Chat Humor Bot

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About this App

The chat is silent, the discussion died and the jokes ran out? "Пошлый дед" (the Vulgar Grandpa) bursts into a group like a restless relative at a holiday table: he comments, teases and chases away boredom. The bot is meant for lively groups of friends and is aimed at adults. 👴

Below is what he does, how to add him to a chat and which rules help you avoid quarreling with friends.

Who the grandpa is

The bot description lists his "duties" with irony: he stands in for your opponent in an argument, keeps flame wars going, messes with your head, spreads kindness and causes benefit. The working definition in the profile: a bot for raising the level of absurdity in chats.

He is a character, not a serious helper. He lives in group conversations and builds humor on provocation, absurdity and rough jokes.

How to call the grandpa into a group

Adding the bot to a chat is enough for it to work. The /start command offers an add button.

Press /start in a private dialog with the bot.
Pick the chat you want to invite the grandpa to.
Confirm the addition.
Warn the members that a bot with sharp humor has joined.

You can also add him the usual way through group properties: "Add member" and search by name.

Predictions and the AI version

The command menu has three items. Besides /start there is /pred: joke predictions from the grandpa. They entertain, but do not take them as advice. 🃏

The /pro command opens the PRO version of the grandpa with artificial intelligence. Check terms and price in the bot before paying and make sure you know what you get for your money.

Which chats suit him

The grandpa works best in groups where people have known each other for a long time and understand rough irony. In friends' chats he livens the talk; in work and family chats he risks causing displeasure.

Friends group. Fits: nobody takes jokes seriously.
Work chat. Better not to add him: the humor may hurt colleagues.
Chat with teenagers. Not recommended: the bot targets an adult audience.
Topic community. Ask the admins for permission.

How not to overdo it

Provocation easily turns into a quarrel. The bot teases people, and everyone reacts differently. Agree in the chat that jabs from the bot should not be taken personally.

An admin can always remove the bot from the group. If a joke hurt someone, it is better to apologize at once and switch the bot off than to argue that "it's humor".

Privacy and caution

A bot in a group sees the messages it has access to, so do not discuss personal data, passwords or payment details around it. Do not follow links sent by an unknown "grandpa" that does not look like the original: popular bots get fakes.

Ads may appear in the bot. Do not treat ad messages as recommendations and do not enter personal data because of them.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How do I add the Vulgar Grandpa to a chat?▼

Open the bot and press /start, then choose the add-to-chat button. You can also use the standard way through group properties: add a member and find the bot by search. After that the grandpa joins the conversation on his own.

What does the bot do?▼

Per its description, it stands in for your opponent in an argument, keeps squabbles going and chases away boredom. The /pred command gives joke predictions, and /pro opens the PRO version of the grandpa with artificial intelligence.

Is it suitable for kids and work chats?▼

No. The bot is made for an adult company and uses rough humor. It does not fit work, family or children's chats, so no one gets offended.

How much does the PRO version cost?▼

The price and terms are shown by the bot itself with /pro, and they can change. Read what the payment covers and start with the basic version to see if you want the grandpa in your chat.