GigoGram: let AI roast your profile

Ever wondered what a stranger thinks after seeing only your profile photo and a line of bio? GigoGram answers that as a roast. An AI looks over a Telegram profile and writes a witty, slightly savage take on it 🔥

Roasts come from comedy shows where celebrities get teased on stage by their friends. Here the comedian is an AI, and the celebrity is you.

What gets inspected

• Avatar: pose, background, filters, facial expression, all of it is material.
• Name: emoji in your display name and creative spellings are favorite targets.
• Bio: famous quotes, hobby lists separated by slashes, or an empty field all become punchlines.
• Posts: when you roast a channel, the bot reads its posts too.

The interface works in English and Russian.

Three taps to a roast

1. Open the bot and tap /start.
2. Choose a target: yourself, another user or a channel.
3. Wait a few seconds while the AI studies the profile and writes its jokes.
4. Share it if it lands, or run it again for a new take.

Roast your friends, carefully

The fun really starts when you point it at a friend or a channel you follow. Drop the result into a group chat and see who reacts first 😄

Channel owners can get something useful out of it too. An outside view, even a mocking one, can expose things you stopped noticing: repetitive headlines, an odd avatar, or a description that never says what the channel is about.

Why it sometimes hits home

Language models are great at spotting stereotypes. A beach photo with a travel quote, a nickname with three lightning bolts, a bio that just says entrepreneur. These are common patterns, so the jokes feel familiar.

Still, the model knows nothing beyond what your profile shows. Sometimes it invents far too much, and that is when results get gloriously absurd 🤖

Manners and privacy

• A joke, not a diagnosis. The roast is built on surface details and says nothing real about your personality.
• Think before roasting others. What makes you laugh might sting a friend. Consider how they will feel before posting it in a group.
• Only public info. The bot works with what anyone can already see on a profile. To keep your photo out of it, limit who sees it in Telegram privacy settings.

GigoGram is a two-minute laugh that works best with company. Laughing at yourself is healthy, especially when the comedian is a machine that will never bring it up again 😉