SiSimeter: A Joke Game for Group Chats

Every friendly chat needs a reason to joke sooner or later. SiSimeter gives one: an entertainment bot for groups where members compete at "leveling up their chest". The humor is openly adult, and that decides who should use it and where. 😄

The bot is built as a simple competition game. There is no story, only a command, a number and a ranking.

One command an hour

The main action is /sisi. Once an hour a member types it and gets a result: the size grows. There is nothing else to learn.

The game lives on the habit of checking the chat: every hour there is a fresh chance to improve your standing. It becomes a little ritual for the whole company. ⏰

What else is there

• /stats: group statistics, who leads and who lags.
• /top: a global ranking across all chats.
• /bots: a list of other bots from the same developer.
• /help: command help.

You can compete within your group and worldwide. Inside the group the excitement is stronger, because the rivals are people you know. 🏆

Where the bot fits and where it does not

The jokes revolve around the chest, so aim it at an adult friend group. In a work chat, a school group or a chat with people you hardly know, this humor can land awkwardly.

If the group has minors, do not add the bot. The admin makes the decision, and the admin answers for it.

Adding it to a chat

1. Open the bot's page in Telegram.
2. Choose adding to a group.
3. Pick your chat.
4. Send /sisi and check that the bot replies.

The link for adding the bot can also be found on the project's official channel. 📌

A simple contest with no effort plays on curiosity. The result is random, so everyone has a chance to overtake a friend, and that keeps interest up.

Comparing with chat neighbors breeds jokes and discussions that keep a group alive. For many companies it is the only reason to write something in the shared chat that day. 💬

Setting group manners

To keep the chat from turning into a flood of messages, agree on rules. For example, play in a separate thread or at certain hours.

Admins should warn everyone beforehand so no one is surprised. A bot added quietly that jokes about such topics can cause irritation. 🙂

Tips for admins

• Warn the chat: one message before launch answers half the questions.
• Set rules: when you play and whether results can be discussed.
• Watch the line: if the jokes hurt a member, stop the game.

A good chat runs on respect, not on a ranking. The bot is only a reason to laugh, and at the first sign of awkwardness it is better to switch it off. 🙌

Safety to keep in mind

To work, the game needs access to group messages so it can read commands. Grant minimal rights, give nothing extra, and watch that the bot never asks for passwords or payments.

If the game gets boring, the bot can be removed from the group as easily as it was added. Game stats will vanish, but the chat stays intact.