Distortioner: Glitch Your Media

A dull chat wakes up when a friend's photo suddenly stretches into a nightmare face, or a voice message sounds recorded at the bottom of a well. 🤪 Distortioner does exactly that: it takes your media and returns a strange, glitchy version.

The bot has one goal: to make you laugh. There are no serious editors here, and that is honest.

What it can warp

The bot handles photos, video, audio and text. According to its description, you send an image, voice message, video or a plain message, and a changed version comes back.

• Photos turn into stretched and twisted pictures.
• Video picks up glitches.
• Voice messages sound odd.
• Text can be mangled too.

Two ways to run it

1. Message the bot directly and send a file or message.
2. Or add the bot to a group and call /distort in reply to the media you want.
3. Wait for the result: it arrives almost at once.

Group mode is the most fun: friends see the outcome right away and the joke lands on the spot.

Commands and settings

• /distort distorts media.
• /settings changes distortion parameters.
• /status shows your current status.
• /buy opens the premium purchase.
• /help displays help.

A premium option means some features may be paid. Read the details in the bot before paying.

What happens under the hood

Bots like this usually rely on content-aware scaling. The algorithm cuts or stretches the unimportant areas of an image, so the picture melts: faces pull, lines bend. 🎭

The stronger the setting, the wilder the output. If a result looks too scary, lower the intensity in settings.

Ideas for your first run

Try the classic: a group selfie after a party. Or a screenshot of a grim work chat turned into abstract art. Cat stickers also work well, since they crumple in funny ways.

Voice messages work best with short phrases. Say something solemn like a welcome to a meeting and enjoy the result. 🎤

If you dislike the effect, send the same file again: the output often differs because randomness drives it.

Save good finds to your favorites so you can forward them to friends without reprocessing.

Use it with care

Distorted photos of people without their consent can hurt. A joke works when the subject laughs too. Do not use the bot for bullying or fakes that could mislead someone.

Do not send documents, private shots or anything you would not want in other hands. Processing happens on the service side. ⚠️

Who will enjoy it

Meme makers, admins of funny chats and anyone who likes absurd humor. If you need honest retouching or editing, use a regular editor.