Chlenometr: A Ruler Game for Your Chat

Out of topics in your chat and the memes are already on their third round? Chlenometr offers an old-fashioned joke contest: each member has a notional "ruler" that can grow and be compared with everyone else's. 🍌

The bot calls itself a ruler game for chats. It is entertainment for an adult crowd, and the humor matches.

How the game works

Everything rests on one command. Once an hour a member types /dick and the bot changes their notional size, showing the result in centimeters. The result may also shrink, which keeps the suspense. 🎲

There are no real measurements or data here, only a counter of random numbers. The contest is against your friends, not against reality.

Bot commands

The menu is small and takes a minute to learn:

• /dick. Start the game and take your turn, once an hour.
• /stats. Your group's statistics.
• /statsdroch. A list of the chat's most active players.
• /top. A ranking of players and groups.
• /help. Help for the bot.

The game is made for group chats, and there is nothing to play in a private chat with the bot.

Starting it in your group

1. Add the bot to a group chat from the members menu.
2. Ask friends to type /dick.
3. Repeat after an hour and watch the table change.
4. Check /top to see how your chat stands among other groups.

Admin rights are usually not needed for the game, it is enough that the bot can read commands. 👥

What to consider before launching

If your chat is large, agree on rules in advance: when to play, how many messages are acceptable and what to do if someone is offended. Three lines in a pinned post spare the admin from arguments. 📌

Let members step out of the game without explanations. The funniest chats stay funny because nobody is forced.

The jokes here are bodily, so what is appropriate depends on the company. If your chat includes minors or colleagues, think about whether they will be comfortable.

The game can turn into pressure on members who dislike such topics. A good chat respects the right to opt out and does not argue about it. ⚠️

Do not post personal data in the chat and do not take the ranking seriously. It is only a game.

Why it holds attention

The secret is the timer. Every hour you want to come back and see the result, and the group ranking adds thrill, since your chat starts competing with others. Bots like this liven up a conversation on days when there is nothing to talk about. 🔥

For moderators it cuts both ways. The chat comes alive, but a flood of commands can drown out important messages. If commands clutter the feed, agree on one hour a day for the game.

Who it suits

Adult friend groups who can joke about themselves. Groups where clowning is normal and no topics are off limits. It does not fit work chats or communities with children. 🙂

If the humor is not to your taste, there are other chat games with a less explicit theme.